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Hand #31317931-4675 at Wilton (Pot Limit Omaha)
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Started at 17/May/06 00:21:38

kurti is at seat 0 with $513 .
blward is at seat 1 with $904 .
Rempzilla is at seat 2 with $1427 .
-Raisor- is at seat 3 with $3378 .
DrCaligula is at seat 4 with $2150 .
ACES2117 is at seat 5 with $557 .
The button is at seat 3.

DrCaligula posts the small blind of $5.
ACES2117 posts the big blind of $10.

kurti: -- -- -- --
blward: -- -- -- --
Rempzilla:
-Raisor-: -- -- -- --
DrCaligula: -- -- -- --
ACES2117: -- -- -- --

Pre-flop:
kurti folds. blward folds. Rempzilla calls.
-Raisor- folds. DrCaligula raises to $20. ACES2117
calls. Rempzilla calls.

Flop: (board: ):

DrCaligula checks. ACES2117 checks. Rempzilla bets
FOLD $60. DrCaligula calls. ACES2117

Turn: (board: ):

DrCaligula checks. Rempzilla bets $180. DrCaligula
calls.

River: (board: ):

DrCaligula bets $250. Rempzilla goes all-in for
$1167.

DrCaligula: I guess I'll fold a straight.
DrCaligula: It's so sad that you don't even know how to play that hand.
DrCaligula folds, showing 8d Qh 7h 8s (a straight, queen high).
Rempzilla is returned $917 (uncalled).
Hand #31317931-4675 Summary:

$3 is raked from a pot of $1040.
Rempzilla wins $1037.
Rempzilla: Nut flush draw. Kiss my ring, bitch.
Rempzilla left the table.

Veni Vidi Vici (aka TheRempel is Pretentious)

So Friday May 12th was my final day at work. It's a pretty crappy underpaid but also very slack job I had for two years and I am not at all sorry to be gone.

To celebrate, I got a new tattoo and totally shitfaced. Getting a needle jabbed into my skin by an angry biker is my idea of a great time.

I won't be posting much over the next few weeks as I am going to ease into my new life as a 'professional' poker player (how can anybody that is literally masturbating when they scoop a pot be referred to as a professional?). I haven't had any sort of vacation since I was fifteen years old and as such will be playing about 500 hands a day, or making $1000, whichever comes first. The remaining 22 hours a day will be spent sleeping, eating and shitting.

In two weeks, when I sit down and start the long grind, I will be attempting to play 10,000 hands of PLO, 3000 hands of NLHE and 500 hands of 7Stud a week, every week. That's about 35 hours 6 tabling PLO, 10 hours 4-tabling 6-Max NLHE and 6-8 hours learning to play stud. With my workrate at $400 PLO being about $120-$160/100 hands, I should be able to bring in anywhere from $5000-$15000 a week, depending on how much I dump playing HE, Stud and Party BJ. I can live extremely well on $1000 a week (no dependants, no woman, only minor addictions, free healthcare), so as soon as I take care of the last vestiges of my student debt from a bazillion years ago, I will most likely be increasing my bankroll fast enough on a weekly basis that I'll have a hefty br for the $2000 PLO games on stars and party by October. Other than the juicy $1000 games on UB, I don't see much point in playing the games between $400 and $2000 as they seem to rarely go and are generally rockfests.

One thing I don't understand though; both Party and Stars limit their cashouts to $10,000 per week. What do the big game players that win consistently do on those sites? Win $10K a week and then quit?

In other news, RIBBO = BUSTO

Donk all day

It's not even a double up, but man was it fun. I broke my $10,000 PLO cherry!

Hand #31317915-3049 at Cleveland Heights (Pot Limit Omaha)
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Started at 07/May/06 00:31:56

Magglio is at seat 0 with $27496 .50.
Gulden Draak is at seat 1 with $29398 (sitting out) .
Rempzilla is at seat 2 with $1648 .
drycreek is at seat 3 with $5000 .
Pauillac is at seat 5 with $24759 .
TheJungleCat is at seat 8 with $9989 .
The button is at seat 0.

Rempzilla posts the small blind of $50.
drycreek posts the big blind of $100.

Magglio: -- -- -- --
Rempzilla:
drycreek: -- -- -- --
Pauillac: -- -- -- --
TheJungleCat: -- -- -- --

Pre-flop:
Pauillac folds. TheJungleCat folds. Magglio raises
to $350. Rempzilla re-raises to $1150. drycreek
folds. Magglio calls.

Flop: (board: ):

Rempzilla goes all-in for $498. Magglio calls.

Turn: (board: ):

(no action in this round)


River: (board: ):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:
Rempzilla shows .
Rempzilla has : straight ten high.
Magglio mucks cards.
(Magglio has .)


Hand #31317915-3049 Summary :

$2 is raked from a pot of $3396.
Rempzilla wins $3394 with straight ten high .
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