It's not my fault you live in a Campground

Total BR = $1302.44


Kinda off day. Got home from work and sat down to play and just wasn't feeling it in my usual way. The tables were good though, so I stuck it out and booked a small profit. Hit the $1250 point, which allowed me (as per my bankroll plan) to play one $50 table.

The title of this post refers to a pretty hilarious conversation that took place at a $25 table last night.

Lag raises with 88ATds, tight-passive limper calls in EP. Flop comes K85, the money gets all in and the limper, of course, has KK.

LAG: Limping with KK eh? That's a good idea... like never
Limper: I'm sorry you lost your rent money.
LAG: Yeah, $20 is my rent money.
Limper: It's not my fault you live in a campground.

Awesome pwnage by a total unimaginative nit.

No really interesting hands today, so I'll just post one I thought was a luckbox but was really me talking this guy to valuetown:

***** Hand History for Game (?) *****
$25 PL Omaha - Wednesday, June 21, 00:33:23 ET 2006
Table Table 95414 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 7: Hero ( $38.91 )
Seat 1: BlackhawkII ( $49.10 )
Seat 10: kraulis ( $15.06 )
Seat 4: drsthundza ( $16.74 )
Seat 3: vernors7 ( $25 )
Seat 5: ScabbyBear ( $36.84 )
Seat 6: JTB012 ( $40.61 )
Seat 8: bigrednycPP ( $9.25 )
Seat 9: jastackhouse ( $24.75 )
Seat 2: mmmwxyz ( $25 )
bigrednycPP posts small blind [ $0.10 ].
jastackhouse posts big blind [ $0.25 ].
mmmwxyz posts big blind [ $0.25 ].

Holecards:
Dealt to Hero [ ]
CALL kraulis, $0.25
CALL BlackhawkII, $0.25
CHECK mmmwxyz
CALL vernors7, $0.25
FOLD drsthundza
RAISE ScabbyBear, $1.85
FOLD JTB012
CALL Hero , $1.85
FOLD bigrednycPP
FOLD jastackhouse
FOLD kraulis
FOLD BlackhawkII
CALL mmmwxyz, $1.60
CALL vernors7, $1.60

Flop: (Pot: $8.25)
[ ]
CHECK mmmwxyz
CHECK vernors7
CHECK ScabbyBear
BET Hero , $5
CALL mmmwxyz, $5
FOLD vernors7
FOLD ScabbyBear

ScabbyBear is a 20% PFR, so I'm pretty comfortable I'm ahead of him at this point. Any callers and I'm checking behind on the turn and folding the river to a bet.

Turn: (Pot: $18.25)
[ ]
CHECK mmmwxyz
BET Hero , $7
CALL mmmwxyz, $7

Except when I suck out.

River: (Pot: $32.25)
[ ]
CHECK mmmwxyz
BET Hero , $13
ALL-IN mmmwxyz
Hero shows [ ] a full house Kings full of tens .
mmmwxyz doesn't show [ ] three of a kind, tens.
Hero wins $1.85 from side pot #1 with a full house Kings full of tens .
Hero wins $51.85 from the main pot with a full house Kings full of tens .

Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooom!