TheRempel VS Beset: HU FOR BANKROLLS
Last year around this time Beset and I did a 7 SNG challenge. 6 different games:
Limit Hold'Em - TheRempel won in a stunning upset. I have played probably 100 hands of LHE in my entire life.
No-Limit Hold'Em - I won again, what a surprise mr professional NL player.
Pot-Limit Omaha - We played this twice. I think we were planning on playing Razz, but it was before either of us played on Full Tilt and there was no Razz on Stars at that time. We each won once. Beset lucksacked his win as usual.
Limit Omaha-8 - I was clueless and he lucksacked I am sure, so he squeaked one out.
Stud - Beset managed another lucksacking (stud is the game other than HE and PLO that I am most familiar with). I remember at least one hand where he capped 5th with a pair of 6's against my (XX)KJT8 board and caught a running flush.
Stud H/L - The tiebreaker. Two words: BESET MOTHERFUCKING OWNED. Okay that's three or four words, but you get the point.
So tonight I'm bored and I wanna do some foolish slightly -EV gambooling. Beset agrees to one flip for $25 at a private table. For people who don't read 2+2, that means we both sit down with $25 and put all the money in preflop no matter what we have.
Here's how the initial hand went down:
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with as 7h
Beset raises all-in $24.9, TheRempel calls all-in $24.75.
Flop: 3h tc 5c ($50, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: 6c ($50, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: kc ($50, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
Beset shows 2c 9d (a fucking flush)
TheRempel doesn't show As 7h (ace goddamnmotherfucking high)
So that wasn't good enough. I have quit when behind once in my life and that's because I sobered up and realised she was my cousin.
Subsequent hands:
******* Hand 1 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 8d 7d
TheRempel raises all-in $24.9, BB calls.
Flop: 4d tc qh ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: td ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: 4h ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows 8d 7d
BB shows 8s Ks
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with kd 6c
TheRempel raises all-in $24.9, BB calls.
Flop: 5h 7h as ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: 3s ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: 5s ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows Kd 6c
BB shows Kh Ah
Notice a disturbing trend yet?
******* Hand 3 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with jc qc
TheRempel raises all-in $24.9, BB calls.
Flop: 6d 4d 3s ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: th ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: kc ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows Jc Qc
BB shows 2s 8s
******* Hand 4 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 6d ah
SB raises all-in $71.9, TheRempel calls all-in $48.75.
Uncalled bets: $23 returned to SB.
Flop: 9s 7c 8d ($98, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $98)
Turn: 6h ($98, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $98)
River: 8c ($98, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $98)
Results:
Final pot: $98
SB shows Ts 5s
TheRempel doesn't show 6d Ah
We moved up for more gambool.
******* Hand 5 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 3d 9c
TheRempel raises all-in $99.5, BB calls all-in $99.
Flop: 4h 4s 2h ($200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Turn: ts ($200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200)
River: 8h ($200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Results:
Final pot: $200
TheRempel shows 3d 9c
BB shows Qs Qd
******* Hand 6 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with ad 9c
TheRempel raises all-in $99.5, BB calls.
Flop: 5h ah kd ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Turn: th ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
River: 3s ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Results:
Final pot: $200
TheRempel shows Ad 9c
BB shows 5s 5d
HUGE FUCKING SURPRISE
******* Hand 7 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with js jc
TheRempel raises all-in $99.5, BB calls.
Flop: 3c 5c 2d ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Turn: 8s ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
River: 9d ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Results:
Final pot: $200
TheRempel shows Js Jc
BB shows Ts 5s
******* Hand 8 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with qc ah
SB raises all-in $197.5, TheRempel calls.
Flop: ts 3c 5h ($396, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $396)
Turn: 2h ($396, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $396)
River: 3h ($396, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $396)
Results:
Final pot: $396
SB shows Jd As
TheRempel shows Qc Ah
So at this point we moved back down to $50. I don't know why. I have an odd problem with party and private tables were it will not allow me to reload if I bust unless I leave the table and come back.
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 7s 6d
TheRempel raises all-in $49.75, BB calls all-in $49.5.
Flop: 4h ts 9c ($100, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Turn: 9s ($100, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $100)
River: ks ($100, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Results:
Final pot: $100
TheRempel shows 7s 6d
BB shows 8c 6h
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 6d 3s
TheRempel raises all-in $49.75, BB calls.
Flop: 5h 4d ac ($100, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Turn: qs ($100, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100)
River: td ($100, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Results:
Final pot: $100
TheRempel shows 6d 3s
BB shows Qd 9s
ARGH. Stuck like $250 on some bullshit coinflips. WE NEEDED TO PLAY REAL POKER AND THIS IS WHERE I SHOWED WHAT I AM MADE OF.
******* Hand 1 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 2c 8c
SB raises to $2, TheRempel raises to $6, SB calls.
Flop: 8h 7c 6c ($12, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel raises all-in $39, SB calls.
Turn: jd ($90, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $90)
River: 2h ($90, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $90)
Results:
Final pot: $90
SB shows Tc Kc
TheRempel shows 2c 8c
Besthand won. Nuff said.
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 5s as
SB raises to $2, TheRempel calls.
Flop: tc ah 7s ($4, 2 players)
SB bets $2, TheRempel raises to $7, SB raises all-in $66.3, TheRempel calls.
Turn: 4d ($140.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $140.6)
River: 5d ($140.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $140.6)
Results:
Final pot: $140.6
TheRempel shows 5s As
SB shows 6s 8c (faggy backdoor straight wtf)
Mr.Lucksack wins again.
******* Hand 3 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 2h ah
SB raises to $2, TheRempel raises to $6, SB calls.
Flop: jc 4c 8h ($12, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $8, SB calls.
Turn: 4d ($28, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
River: as ($28, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel raises all-in $42.95, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $113.9
SB shows 9s 9c
TheRempel shows 2h Ah
FREE CARDS IS A BITCH TYLER.
******* Hand 4 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with tc 5d
SB raises to $2, TheRempel calls.
Flop: 5h 5s 4d ($4, 2 players)
SB bets $2, TheRempel calls.
Turn: qd ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $5, TheRempel raises to $22, SB calls.
River: 3h ($52, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel raises all-in $48.15, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $148.3
SB shows 7s 6c
TheRempel shows Tc 5d
Bah FU.
******* Hand 5 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with ah 5h
SB raises to $2, TheRempel raises to $6, SB raises to $24, TheRempel raises all-in $68.6, SB calls.
Flop: qc tc 9s ($149.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $149.2)
Turn: 3h ($149.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $149.2)
River: kc ($149.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $149.2)
Results:
Final pot: $149.2
SB shows Js Qs
TheRempel shows Ah 5h
60/40, 80/20, 95/5, odds don't matter, if it's all in preflop Beset is the goddamn motherfucking king of suckouts.
So again we moved up so I could chase my losses:
******* Hand 1 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with qs ts
TheRempel raises to $3, BB raises to $9, TheRempel calls.
Flop: kd jh 3c ($18, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $10, TheRempel calls.
Turn: ad ($38, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $20, TheRempel raises to $50, BB calls all-in $48.5, TheRempel calls.
River: jc ($175, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $175)
Results:
Final pot: $175
TheRempel shows Qs Ts
BB shows Ah Ac
Quelle surprise sir, quelle surprise. 20/80 is the new 99/1. Fucker.
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with ad 9s
SB raises to $4, TheRempel raises to $12, SB calls.
Flop: 9d 2c qd ($24, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
Turn: 2d ($24, 2 players)
SB bets $15, TheRempel calls.
River: 5d ($54, 2 players)
SB bets $30, TheRempel raises all-in $78.3, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $78.3 returned to TheRempel.
Results:
Final pot: $84
TheRempel shows Ad 9s (a flush ace high)
FLUSH IN YOUR ASS BITCH.
******* Hand 3 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 7h 9d
TheRempel raises to $3, BB calls.
Flop: th 8h 4c ($6, 2 players)
TheRempel bets $5, BB raises to $20, TheRempel calls.
Turn: js ($46, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $35, TheRempel raises all-in $125.7, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $125.7 returned to TheRempel.
Results:
Final pot: $81
TheRempel shows 7h 9d (a straight jack high)
KEEP FIRING THAT SECOND BARREL WHORE
******* Hand 4 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with jc jh
TheRempel raises to $4, BB raises to $12, TheRempel calls.
Flop: 8h 9c 7d ($24, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $20, TheRempel raises all-in $198.2, BB calls all-in $93.7.
Uncalled bets: $84.5 returned to TheRempel.
Turn: td ($251.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $251.4)
River: ah ($251.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $251.4)
Results:
Final pot: $251.4
BB shows 7h 8d (two pairs, sevens and eights)
TheRempel shows Jc Jh (a straigggggggght, jack high mothafucka)
Oops. Sup now bitch.
******* Hand 5 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with td 8d
SB raises to $4, TheRempel raises to $12, SB calls.
Flop: 5s 8h kc ($24, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $20, SB raises all-in $80, TheRempel calls.
Turn: jd ($184, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $184)
River: 9s ($184, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $184)
Results:
Final pot: $184
TheRempel shows Td 8d
SB shows 9c 7c
Once again tight flop call is followed by river bullshit. YOU GO GIRL, YOU GO.
******* Hand 6 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with kd 9s
SB raises to $4, TheRempel calls.
Flop: kh 4d 6d ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $6, TheRempel calls.
Turn: jd ($20, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
River: 2h ($20, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $15, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows Kd 9s
SB doesn't show 8s Ah
VALUE PWNAGE. ACE HIGH NO GOOD SIR.
******* Hand 7 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with th kc
SB raises to $4, TheRempel calls.
Flop: jh jd 5c ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $6, TheRempel calls.
Turn: 3s ($20, 2 players)
SB bets $15, TheRempel calls.
River: 9c ($50, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
Results:
Final pot: $50
SB shows Ts 4c
TheRempel shows Th Kc
BUT KING FUCKING HIGH DAMN WELL IS.
******* Hand 8 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 9h ad
TheRempel raises to $4, BB raises to $12, TheRempel calls.
Flop: ac 8d tc ($24, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB checks.
Turn: th ($24, 2 players)
TheRempel bets $15, BB calls.
River: 8h ($54, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $40, TheRempel calls.
Results:
Final pot: $134
BB shows 6h 7h
TheRempel shows 9h Ad
HOLLA AT THAT RIVER CHECK.
******* Hand 9 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 2s 2d
SB raises to $4, TheRempel calls.
Flop: ks jd 2c ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $6, TheRempel calls.
Turn: 2h ($20, 2 players)
SB bets $10, TheRempel raises to $40, SB calls.
River: ah ($100, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $56
[23:19] beset: 2 ?
[23:19]TheRempel: no I do not have a 2
SB calls all-in $56.
[23:19] TheRempel: I HAVE FOUR
[23:19] TheRempel: MOTHEFUCKER
Results:
Final pot: $212
TheRempel shows 2s 2d
SB doesn't show Js 8s
So this finally put me up like $31 on Beset after his miracle flip suckouts and donkass bluff river smashes. He cried until I agreed to one more flip for $31.
******* Hand 10 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with kc 7h
SB raises all-in $30.5, TheRempel calls.
Flop: tc 3h qh ($62, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62)
Turn: 5d ($62, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62)
River: ad ($62, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62)
Results:
Final pot: $62
SB shows 4d 2s
TheRempel shows Kc 7h
Yeah huge surprise.
Limit Hold'Em - TheRempel won in a stunning upset. I have played probably 100 hands of LHE in my entire life.
No-Limit Hold'Em - I won again, what a surprise mr professional NL player.
Pot-Limit Omaha - We played this twice. I think we were planning on playing Razz, but it was before either of us played on Full Tilt and there was no Razz on Stars at that time. We each won once. Beset lucksacked his win as usual.
Limit Omaha-8 - I was clueless and he lucksacked I am sure, so he squeaked one out.
Stud - Beset managed another lucksacking (stud is the game other than HE and PLO that I am most familiar with). I remember at least one hand where he capped 5th with a pair of 6's against my (XX)KJT8 board and caught a running flush.
Stud H/L - The tiebreaker. Two words: BESET MOTHERFUCKING OWNED. Okay that's three or four words, but you get the point.
So tonight I'm bored and I wanna do some foolish slightly -EV gambooling. Beset agrees to one flip for $25 at a private table. For people who don't read 2+2, that means we both sit down with $25 and put all the money in preflop no matter what we have.
Here's how the initial hand went down:
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with as 7h
Beset raises all-in $24.9, TheRempel calls all-in $24.75.
Flop: 3h tc 5c ($50, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: 6c ($50, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: kc ($50, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
Beset shows 2c 9d (a fucking flush)
TheRempel doesn't show As 7h (ace goddamnmotherfucking high)
So that wasn't good enough. I have quit when behind once in my life and that's because I sobered up and realised she was my cousin.
Subsequent hands:
******* Hand 1 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 8d 7d
TheRempel raises all-in $24.9, BB calls.
Flop: 4d tc qh ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: td ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: 4h ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows 8d 7d
BB shows 8s Ks
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with kd 6c
TheRempel raises all-in $24.9, BB calls.
Flop: 5h 7h as ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: 3s ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: 5s ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows Kd 6c
BB shows Kh Ah
Notice a disturbing trend yet?
******* Hand 3 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with jc qc
TheRempel raises all-in $24.9, BB calls.
Flop: 6d 4d 3s ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Turn: th ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
River: kc ($50, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $50)
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows Jc Qc
BB shows 2s 8s
******* Hand 4 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 6d ah
SB raises all-in $71.9, TheRempel calls all-in $48.75.
Uncalled bets: $23 returned to SB.
Flop: 9s 7c 8d ($98, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $98)
Turn: 6h ($98, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $98)
River: 8c ($98, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $98)
Results:
Final pot: $98
SB shows Ts 5s
TheRempel doesn't show 6d Ah
We moved up for more gambool.
******* Hand 5 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 3d 9c
TheRempel raises all-in $99.5, BB calls all-in $99.
Flop: 4h 4s 2h ($200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Turn: ts ($200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200)
River: 8h ($200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Results:
Final pot: $200
TheRempel shows 3d 9c
BB shows Qs Qd
******* Hand 6 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with ad 9c
TheRempel raises all-in $99.5, BB calls.
Flop: 5h ah kd ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Turn: th ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
River: 3s ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Results:
Final pot: $200
TheRempel shows Ad 9c
BB shows 5s 5d
HUGE FUCKING SURPRISE
******* Hand 7 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with js jc
TheRempel raises all-in $99.5, BB calls.
Flop: 3c 5c 2d ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Turn: 8s ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
River: 9d ($200, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $200)
Results:
Final pot: $200
TheRempel shows Js Jc
BB shows Ts 5s
******* Hand 8 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with qc ah
SB raises all-in $197.5, TheRempel calls.
Flop: ts 3c 5h ($396, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $396)
Turn: 2h ($396, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $396)
River: 3h ($396, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $396)
Results:
Final pot: $396
SB shows Jd As
TheRempel shows Qc Ah
So at this point we moved back down to $50. I don't know why. I have an odd problem with party and private tables were it will not allow me to reload if I bust unless I leave the table and come back.
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 7s 6d
TheRempel raises all-in $49.75, BB calls all-in $49.5.
Flop: 4h ts 9c ($100, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Turn: 9s ($100, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $100)
River: ks ($100, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Results:
Final pot: $100
TheRempel shows 7s 6d
BB shows 8c 6h
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 6d 3s
TheRempel raises all-in $49.75, BB calls.
Flop: 5h 4d ac ($100, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Turn: qs ($100, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100)
River: td ($100, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $100)
Results:
Final pot: $100
TheRempel shows 6d 3s
BB shows Qd 9s
ARGH. Stuck like $250 on some bullshit coinflips. WE NEEDED TO PLAY REAL POKER AND THIS IS WHERE I SHOWED WHAT I AM MADE OF.
******* Hand 1 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 2c 8c
SB raises to $2, TheRempel raises to $6, SB calls.
Flop: 8h 7c 6c ($12, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel raises all-in $39, SB calls.
Turn: jd ($90, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $90)
River: 2h ($90, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $90)
Results:
Final pot: $90
SB shows Tc Kc
TheRempel shows 2c 8c
Besthand won. Nuff said.
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 5s as
SB raises to $2, TheRempel calls.
Flop: tc ah 7s ($4, 2 players)
SB bets $2, TheRempel raises to $7, SB raises all-in $66.3, TheRempel calls.
Turn: 4d ($140.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $140.6)
River: 5d ($140.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $140.6)
Results:
Final pot: $140.6
TheRempel shows 5s As
SB shows 6s 8c (faggy backdoor straight wtf)
Mr.Lucksack wins again.
******* Hand 3 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 2h ah
SB raises to $2, TheRempel raises to $6, SB calls.
Flop: jc 4c 8h ($12, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $8, SB calls.
Turn: 4d ($28, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
River: as ($28, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel raises all-in $42.95, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $113.9
SB shows 9s 9c
TheRempel shows 2h Ah
FREE CARDS IS A BITCH TYLER.
******* Hand 4 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with tc 5d
SB raises to $2, TheRempel calls.
Flop: 5h 5s 4d ($4, 2 players)
SB bets $2, TheRempel calls.
Turn: qd ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $5, TheRempel raises to $22, SB calls.
River: 3h ($52, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel raises all-in $48.15, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $148.3
SB shows 7s 6c
TheRempel shows Tc 5d
Bah FU.
******* Hand 5 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with ah 5h
SB raises to $2, TheRempel raises to $6, SB raises to $24, TheRempel raises all-in $68.6, SB calls.
Flop: qc tc 9s ($149.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $149.2)
Turn: 3h ($149.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $149.2)
River: kc ($149.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $149.2)
Results:
Final pot: $149.2
SB shows Js Qs
TheRempel shows Ah 5h
60/40, 80/20, 95/5, odds don't matter, if it's all in preflop Beset is the goddamn motherfucking king of suckouts.
So again we moved up so I could chase my losses:
******* Hand 1 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with qs ts
TheRempel raises to $3, BB raises to $9, TheRempel calls.
Flop: kd jh 3c ($18, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $10, TheRempel calls.
Turn: ad ($38, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $20, TheRempel raises to $50, BB calls all-in $48.5, TheRempel calls.
River: jc ($175, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $175)
Results:
Final pot: $175
TheRempel shows Qs Ts
BB shows Ah Ac
Quelle surprise sir, quelle surprise. 20/80 is the new 99/1. Fucker.
******* Hand 2 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with ad 9s
SB raises to $4, TheRempel raises to $12, SB calls.
Flop: 9d 2c qd ($24, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
Turn: 2d ($24, 2 players)
SB bets $15, TheRempel calls.
River: 5d ($54, 2 players)
SB bets $30, TheRempel raises all-in $78.3, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: $78.3 returned to TheRempel.
Results:
Final pot: $84
TheRempel shows Ad 9s (a flush ace high)
FLUSH IN YOUR ASS BITCH.
******* Hand 3 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 7h 9d
TheRempel raises to $3, BB calls.
Flop: th 8h 4c ($6, 2 players)
TheRempel bets $5, BB raises to $20, TheRempel calls.
Turn: js ($46, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $35, TheRempel raises all-in $125.7, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $125.7 returned to TheRempel.
Results:
Final pot: $81
TheRempel shows 7h 9d (a straight jack high)
KEEP FIRING THAT SECOND BARREL WHORE
******* Hand 4 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with jc jh
TheRempel raises to $4, BB raises to $12, TheRempel calls.
Flop: 8h 9c 7d ($24, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $20, TheRempel raises all-in $198.2, BB calls all-in $93.7.
Uncalled bets: $84.5 returned to TheRempel.
Turn: td ($251.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $251.4)
River: ah ($251.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $251.4)
Results:
Final pot: $251.4
BB shows 7h 8d (two pairs, sevens and eights)
TheRempel shows Jc Jh (a straigggggggght, jack high mothafucka)
Oops. Sup now bitch.
******* Hand 5 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with td 8d
SB raises to $4, TheRempel raises to $12, SB calls.
Flop: 5s 8h kc ($24, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $20, SB raises all-in $80, TheRempel calls.
Turn: jd ($184, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $184)
River: 9s ($184, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $184)
Results:
Final pot: $184
TheRempel shows Td 8d
SB shows 9c 7c
Once again tight flop call is followed by river bullshit. YOU GO GIRL, YOU GO.
******* Hand 6 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with kd 9s
SB raises to $4, TheRempel calls.
Flop: kh 4d 6d ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $6, TheRempel calls.
Turn: jd ($20, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
River: 2h ($20, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $15, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: $50
TheRempel shows Kd 9s
SB doesn't show 8s Ah
VALUE PWNAGE. ACE HIGH NO GOOD SIR.
******* Hand 7 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with th kc
SB raises to $4, TheRempel calls.
Flop: jh jd 5c ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $6, TheRempel calls.
Turn: 3s ($20, 2 players)
SB bets $15, TheRempel calls.
River: 9c ($50, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel checks.
Results:
Final pot: $50
SB shows Ts 4c
TheRempel shows Th Kc
BUT KING FUCKING HIGH DAMN WELL IS.
******* Hand 8 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is SB with 9h ad
TheRempel raises to $4, BB raises to $12, TheRempel calls.
Flop: ac 8d tc ($24, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB checks.
Turn: th ($24, 2 players)
TheRempel bets $15, BB calls.
River: 8h ($54, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, BB bets $40, TheRempel calls.
Results:
Final pot: $134
BB shows 6h 7h
TheRempel shows 9h Ad
HOLLA AT THAT RIVER CHECK.
******* Hand 9 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with 2s 2d
SB raises to $4, TheRempel calls.
Flop: ks jd 2c ($8, 2 players)
SB bets $6, TheRempel calls.
Turn: 2h ($20, 2 players)
SB bets $10, TheRempel raises to $40, SB calls.
River: ah ($100, 2 players)
SB checks, TheRempel bets $56
[23:19] beset: 2 ?
[23:19]TheRempel: no I do not have a 2
SB calls all-in $56.
[23:19] TheRempel: I HAVE FOUR
[23:19] TheRempel: MOTHEFUCKER
Results:
Final pot: $212
TheRempel shows 2s 2d
SB doesn't show Js 8s
So this finally put me up like $31 on Beset after his miracle flip suckouts and donkass bluff river smashes. He cried until I agreed to one more flip for $31.
******* Hand 10 ********
Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
2 players
Pre-flop: (2 players) TheRempel is BB with kc 7h
SB raises all-in $30.5, TheRempel calls.
Flop: tc 3h qh ($62, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62)
Turn: 5d ($62, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62)
River: ad ($62, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $62)
Results:
Final pot: $62
SB shows 4d 2s
TheRempel shows Kc 7h
Yeah huge surprise.
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